OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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