ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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