Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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