awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
