I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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