She's JV to your varsity
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
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its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.