yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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