you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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