so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.