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• (410): View more from Maryland

  To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just spent $27 on things to pee on.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed

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• (786): View more from Florida

  you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??

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• (760): View more from California

  Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Gay?

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  German.

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  Pity.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Which president had the biggest dick?

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  Take your time, I'll wait

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Don't tell me you're on acid again

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