My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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