Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
pop tarts are not kleenex
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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