Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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