lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
