Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
