come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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