i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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