Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway