Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY