people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life