Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me