Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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