five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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