but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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