i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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