Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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