I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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