Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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