i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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