And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
