i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
FUCK WHALES
He did a backflip because drugs
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
