totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Randomize
