You can't special order awesome
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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