I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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