At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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