I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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