I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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