Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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