You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.