Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups