He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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