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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Most awkward sex ever...

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  And im texting you in the middle.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...

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• (415): View more from California

  Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups

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