you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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