I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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