guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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