Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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