Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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