Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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