I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
BRING THE BAGELS
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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