No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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