Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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