White coat. Heels.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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