yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
