dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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