dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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