all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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