i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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