I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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