yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I will pee on everything he values.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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