She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
