another moral hangover. fuck.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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