how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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