i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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