Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Randomize